PRINCESS DIARIES (VOLUME 1) (P/B)

'YOU'RE NOT MIA THERMOPOLIS ANY MORE, HONEY,' DAD SAID. 'YOU'RE AMELIA MIGNONETTE GRIMALDI THERMOPOLIS RENALDO. PRINCESS OF GENOVIA.' A PRINCESS?? ME??? YEAH. RIGHT. ONE MINUTE MIA'S A TOTALLY NORMAL MANHATTAN 14-YEAR-OLD. NEXT MINUTE SHE'S HEIR TO THE THRONE OF GENOVIA, BEING TRAILED BY A TRIGGER-HAPPY BODYGUARD, TAKING PRINCESS LESSONS WITH HER BONKERS OLD GRANDMERE, AND HAVING A MAKEOVER WITH SOMEONE CALLED PAOLO. WELL, HER DAD CAN LECTURE HER TILL HE'S ROYAL-BLUE IN THE FACE, BUT NO WAY IS MIA GOING TO TURN HERSELF INTO A STYLE-QUEEN. AND THEY THINK SHE'S MOVING TO GENOVIA? ER, HELLO?