Dont Run Whatever You Do

In Africa "Only Food Runs...And There's Nothing You Can Outrun!" in the Tradition of Bill Bryson, a New Writer Brings Us the Lively Adventures and Wit of an African Safari Guide. Despite That Fact That "I Had None of the Qualities You Would Expect of a Rugged Bush Man...I'm Markedly Uncoordinated, Can't Repair Vehicles or Understand How They Work, I Don't Like Guns, and Sweat Profusely When Nervous or Excited..Which is Exactly How Watching Animals Makes Me Feel", Peter Allison Works As a Top Safari Guide in the Okavango Delta. in This Oasis of Wetland in the Middle of the Kalahari Desert, Rich With Wildlife, He Caters to the Whims of His Wealthy Clients, He Often Has to Overcome the Impulse to Run As Far Away From Them As He Can, As These Tourists Are Sometimes More Dangerous Than a Pride of Lions! Full of Outrageous-But-True Tales of the People and Animals He Has Encountered - the Half-Naked Missing Member of the British Royal Family; the Squirrel That Overdosed on Malaria Pills; The